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Hi all,
I came across this: “Winning Blackjack System, Fully Guaranteed”: subtitled ‘a one-session only success recipe’, only available from Absolute BJ System. The cost: only $1000.00.
The full guarantee of the system specifies in writing that you will win and/or also, alternatively, that you will not suffer from any loss whatsoever as long as you strictly follow all of the steps, one by one.
Then you will empty all of your bank accounts to fund your bankroll. Then quit your job, so you can collect back-pay, severance or holiday pay, to increase your bankroll. ‘It takes money to make money’… the more the better! Sell your car; take a second mortgage on your house, whatever it takes…! Just keep it moral and legal! Don’t sell your wife or rob banks! Pay ABJS their $1,000.00 and follow their step-by-step guide.
The side effect, as forewarned, may be the worst hangover you will ever have experienced in your life. But that’s a small price to pay for obtaining tremendous financial success.
First, you will need a good friend to assist you, a piece of rope, sunglasses, and a bottle of booze inside your jacket, equipped with a long straw.
Set your timing so that you will access the casino’s high limit BJ tables without a wait.
Before hitting the casino, hit a few bars along the way and have some drinks to relax you.
Now, the preambles; you buy all the chips you can with your life savings, except for rolls of quarters and tip money for your free drinks. Then you and your friend go to a bank of slot machines and play quarters, getting as many free drinks in as little time as possible. You friend also gives you his own drinks to help prepare you ‘warming up’ further.
Preparation is so very important in everything important that you do in life (from ABJS guide).
Test 1: After an hour of plopping quarters and absorbing as many drinks as you can, approach a blackjack table and watch the cards dealt. Indication 1: If you are beginning to see them in ‘double’, you are on the right track. Go back to slots and more drinks.
Test 2: After another hour, go back to a blackjack table and watch the cards again. Indication 2: If you are seeing ‘double’ or ‘triple’, you are finally ‘warmed up’ and ready for your session.
That’s where your good friend’s extremely important help comes in. He sits you down and discretely ties you waist to the chair with the piece of rope. That’s in case you would slip off the chair. He also puts the straw from your jacket bottle in your mouth.
You have your stacks of pinks and blacks in front of you. Your sunglasses are on so the dealer or pit boss don’t see that either your eyes are popping out of their sockets, or simply shut.
Your friend puts his hand around your shoulder, as in brotherly love; that serves two purposes. One is that he will prevent that you might fall backwards or fall on the table: those are no-no’s. Also he can pinch you once or twice as you instructed him: once for splitting any pair, whatever it is, twice for doubling anything whatever the total is, simple as that.
Once you are past the stage of seeing ‘triple’ or ‘quads’ comes the blissful stage where you can’t see anything anymore – that’s the best part – because the system says that nothing beats blind luck!
Your session ends when the dealer’s tray is empty, or that, ‘unlikely’ (from ABJS guide), you have no more chips. But there’s nothing to worry about, as the system is fully guaranteed after all, remember?
The next few days, of course you don’t remember what the outcome was, so you just drink plenty of chicken soup and fluids and rest in bed with a bag of ice on your head. Whenever you are ready you call your friend to find out if you won or lost. If you won, the hangover was well worth it. If you lost everything you ever had, oh well, as the ABJS guide mentions, in it’s guarantee, that you will not ‘suffer’ from any losses - and there’s an alternative use for the piece of rope!
I came across this: “Winning Blackjack System, Fully Guaranteed”: subtitled ‘a one-session only success recipe’, only available from Absolute BJ System. The cost: only $1000.00.
The full guarantee of the system specifies in writing that you will win and/or also, alternatively, that you will not suffer from any loss whatsoever as long as you strictly follow all of the steps, one by one.
Then you will empty all of your bank accounts to fund your bankroll. Then quit your job, so you can collect back-pay, severance or holiday pay, to increase your bankroll. ‘It takes money to make money’… the more the better! Sell your car; take a second mortgage on your house, whatever it takes…! Just keep it moral and legal! Don’t sell your wife or rob banks! Pay ABJS their $1,000.00 and follow their step-by-step guide.
The side effect, as forewarned, may be the worst hangover you will ever have experienced in your life. But that’s a small price to pay for obtaining tremendous financial success.
First, you will need a good friend to assist you, a piece of rope, sunglasses, and a bottle of booze inside your jacket, equipped with a long straw.
Set your timing so that you will access the casino’s high limit BJ tables without a wait.
Before hitting the casino, hit a few bars along the way and have some drinks to relax you.
Now, the preambles; you buy all the chips you can with your life savings, except for rolls of quarters and tip money for your free drinks. Then you and your friend go to a bank of slot machines and play quarters, getting as many free drinks in as little time as possible. You friend also gives you his own drinks to help prepare you ‘warming up’ further.
Preparation is so very important in everything important that you do in life (from ABJS guide).
Test 1: After an hour of plopping quarters and absorbing as many drinks as you can, approach a blackjack table and watch the cards dealt. Indication 1: If you are beginning to see them in ‘double’, you are on the right track. Go back to slots and more drinks.
Test 2: After another hour, go back to a blackjack table and watch the cards again. Indication 2: If you are seeing ‘double’ or ‘triple’, you are finally ‘warmed up’ and ready for your session.
That’s where your good friend’s extremely important help comes in. He sits you down and discretely ties you waist to the chair with the piece of rope. That’s in case you would slip off the chair. He also puts the straw from your jacket bottle in your mouth.
You have your stacks of pinks and blacks in front of you. Your sunglasses are on so the dealer or pit boss don’t see that either your eyes are popping out of their sockets, or simply shut.
Your friend puts his hand around your shoulder, as in brotherly love; that serves two purposes. One is that he will prevent that you might fall backwards or fall on the table: those are no-no’s. Also he can pinch you once or twice as you instructed him: once for splitting any pair, whatever it is, twice for doubling anything whatever the total is, simple as that.
Once you are past the stage of seeing ‘triple’ or ‘quads’ comes the blissful stage where you can’t see anything anymore – that’s the best part – because the system says that nothing beats blind luck!
Your session ends when the dealer’s tray is empty, or that, ‘unlikely’ (from ABJS guide), you have no more chips. But there’s nothing to worry about, as the system is fully guaranteed after all, remember?
The next few days, of course you don’t remember what the outcome was, so you just drink plenty of chicken soup and fluids and rest in bed with a bag of ice on your head. Whenever you are ready you call your friend to find out if you won or lost. If you won, the hangover was well worth it. If you lost everything you ever had, oh well, as the ABJS guide mentions, in it’s guarantee, that you will not ‘suffer’ from any losses - and there’s an alternative use for the piece of rope!